also epic

I just keep finding these. It is funny... and maybe a bit offensive all in one.

Doesn't that go without saying?

President Obama told Diane Sawyer, that he will continue to pursue an "aggressive agenda" because he would "rather be a good one-term President, than a mediocre two-term President."

Yeah, that should go without saying. I sincerely doubt anyone that has the ambition to become the President of the United States, sits down in the Oval office and goes, "now how do I do a 'so-so' job?" I mean really, NO ONE with any drive at all seeks to do a poor job. I am a rather pessimistic person, and even I will give a person the benefit of the doubt. If they do a poor job, it wasn't because they WANTED to. When it comes to President of the U.S. I think that the term "good" isn't determined by the President anyway. Mostly the Media I would think. And lets not kid ourselves, the media loves President Obama. They have their noses so far... anyway...

I guess, what I am saying is, I am glad that you want to be a good President, Mr. Obama. Because I would hate to see what you could/would do if you wanted to be a crappy one... (though in reality, only the future will decide which you were).

poor choice of words.

"There is only one guarantee — that if we don't pass something the notion of trying to put Humpty Dumpty together again is a real long shot," said Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., son of Edward Kennedy. "It's a lot easier to pass something and fix it later."

Did Mr. Kennedy realize that using Humpty Dumpty - the big egg that fell off the wall and couldn't be FIXED - as an example, was a poor choice if the next sentence out of your mouth is "[i]t's a lot easier to pass something and fix it later."? Cause the moral of Humpty is that once something is broken or wrong, it CAN'T be fixed. That is the reason you should have a GOOD, COMPLETE, and SOUND piece of legislation to begin with.

I would argue that statement by Mr. Kennedy sums up almost all that is wrong with our political leaders right now.

Our grandparents had it right all along.

"Anything worth doing, is worth doing right." And "if you go right at first, it is easier to go right all along."

Given the title of this blog...

How can I resist this?

That is one of the best comics I have seen in awhile. It perfectly explains why Batman is so much better than Superman.

Brabus Smart car

Isn't the point of a Smart car that they are economical and Gas efficient?

So, buying a Smart car that is made fast by Brabus would negate that wouldn't it?

I have seen more than a few of these in Orange County...

Only a few of my friends will find this as funny as I do.

This is for Nate and Megs.

Muppets rule

I will leave now...

A drunken man was making a nuisance of himself on the train. So much so that a transit cop was called and had to ask him to exit the train. This is the conversation.

Officer: Sir, could you please exit the train with me?

Drunken man: I would rather ride the train, I am a bit drunk.

O: yes sir, that is why I would like you to come with me.

DM: but... I would like to ride the train, come on and ride the train (while attempting to sing that last bit).

O: Sir, this is the last-

DM: (Standing up) I don't want to leave the train, I have a seat right here! Don't you see the seat? Why should I have to leave? I have a ticket!

O: Really? May I see your ticket?

DM: um... Of course!

At this point, DM opens his fly and proceeds to urinate all over himself and the seat he was on. He is still pissing everywhere as the officer grabs him and pulls him from the train. The look in the officers eyes said it all...

I would avoid car number 712 for the next few weeks at least~!

Happy New Year!