so i just thought i would start by letting everyone know that Superman is a sissy and he makes me very irate thinking about him. the only person in existence (sorta) that can beat him is Batman. which sorta means that everyone that is not Batman is a sissy. how do you like that logic?
here are some reasons why Superman is a wuss. he can't be hurt. that means he has no idea what pain is. did any of you know that when superman was created: the reason he can "leap tall buildings in a single bound" is because he couldn't fly. but think about him now? he can fly, he can do anything. i mean ice breath, eye lazers, turn back time, read DNA with his naked eye. i mean for crap sake! his one weakness is Kryptonite. what is kryptonite? it is the radioactive remains of his home planet Krypton, you know the one that blew up! over 700 Million Light years away... in all probability none of those remains would have made it to Earth. the very fact that ANY made it here defies logic and the laws of physics. so really superman sucks because he doesn't represent what a superhero is supposed to represent. the triumph of one over adversity. and nothing can really challenge someone like superman. so how is he a hero?
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