Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Lemonade? what a load of crap.

recently i was told something that i am sure we all hear often. "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." but, just think about how dumb that is... no, really, think about it.

lemonade is not just lemon juice. it has water and sugar as well... lots of it. water dilutes, and sugar sweetens. so when life gives us lemons (something bitter) how the crap are you supposed to make something sweet out of that, with out having... well, something sweet. and if you have something sweet, then you don't really have a bitter situation after all, do you?

i know... i am a hopeless Cynic.

2 comments:

The Henries said...

I love nothing more than getting on here and getting a good dose of reality from you! Your the best- I think you should have a radio program or even a TV show- you are the most entertaining person I know!

Unknown said...

Oh Steph...

you are TOTALLY right. i am entertaining, aren't i? (in that, so very annoying, irreverent, makes fun of midgets and carnies sort of entertaining).

thanks, though!